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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

INTERESTING GREETING COLLECTION

Holi Greetings 01
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Friendship Greetings 01
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Friendship Means
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Friendship Thoughts
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Friendship to Love
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Friendship Week
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Frieseke
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Friendship 07
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Friendship 08
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Friendship Animated Cards
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Friendship Ball 01
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Friendship between Me and You
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Friendship Beyond Words
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Friendship Flowers
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Friendship forever
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Friendship Love
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President Kalam's Republic Day agenda
Dear friends, let me share with you a seven-point resolve…
Friendship 04
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Friendship 03
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Friendship 02
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Friendship 01
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Friends Forever 03
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Friends Forever 02
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Friends Forever 01
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Friday, January 11, 2008

Tax saving in share market

INVESTING IN STOCKSMany of us would like to try our luck in the Stock markets. Yes, Why Not ? Trading stocks is one of the most lucrative methods of making money.Here's Why : 1. You do not need a lot of money to start making money, unlike buying property and paying a monthly mortgage.
2. It requires very minimal time to trade - unlike building a conventional business. 3.. It’s ‘fast’ cash and allows for quick liquidation (You can convert it to cash easily, unlike selling a property or a business). 4. It’s easy to learn how to profit from the stock market. But You need to have your basics clear. Unless you do….you will be wasting your time and loosing money. You need to be crystal clear of each and every aspect of Investments, stock options, Stock Trading, Company, Shares, Dividend & Types of Shares, Debentures, Securities, Mutual Funds, IPO, Futures & Options, What does the Share Market consist of? Exchanges, Indices, SEBI , Analysis of Stocks – How to check on what to buy?, Trading Terms (Limit Order, Stop Loss, Put, Call, Booking Profit & Loss, Short & Long), Trading Options – Brokerage Houses etc.
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Recent regulation regarding tax

Industrial Park Scheme, 2008

CBDT has notified the Rules relating to Industrial Park Scheme, 2008. More..

Directorate of Human Resources

Directorate of Income Tax (Human Resources Development) has been constituted under the Central Board of Direct Taxes. Its role and functions may be seen in the notification

Due date extended in certain category of cases

Central Board of Direct Taxes has extended by an Order under section 119 of the Income-tax Act extended the due date for filing returns of income for all categories of assesses to 29.2.2008, if the assessee has,- (i)filed the return on or after 14th May, 2007; and (ii) filed the return in a form other than one of the forms notified for assessment year 2007-08.

Deposit instruments included in Section 80C

Investment by an individual or a Hindu undivided family (HUF) in ‘Five Year Post Office Time Deposit Account’ and ‘Senior Citizens Savings Scheme’ during the previous year 2007-08 and subsequent years, shall be eligible for deduction under section 80C of the Income-tax Act. Press Release

Finance Minister releases FAQs on Fringe Benefit Tax on ESOPs

Finance Minister, Shri P.Chidambaram, released a Circular titled "Fringe Benefit Tax on Employee Stock Option Plans - Frequently Asked Questions", at Mumbai. The Circular clarifies in a question and answer format the queries raised by industry associations, chambers of commerce and tax practitioners on issues relating to levy of FBT on ESOPs. Circular

Direct Tax Collections

Direct tax collections continued to record a growth of over 40 percent for the first eight months of the current fiscal. Net tax collections stood at Rs.1,45,053 crore, up from Rs.1,00,135 crore during the same period last fiscal, registering a growth of 44.86 percent and achieving over 54 percent of budgeted direct tax target of Rs.2,67,490 crore. Press Release

Guidelines on Standing Counsels

CBDT has prescribed the revised schedule of fees payable to Standing Counsels of the Income-tax Department before various High Courts. The procedure for appointment of counsels and renewal of their terms has also been prescribed by specifying the requisite qualification and terms and conditions of their engagement. Instruction

Amendment to Rule 3 of the Income-tax Rules

Rule 3 of the Income-tax Rules, 1962 has been amended to give consequential effect to the amendment to section 17 of the Income-tax Act made by the Finance Act, 2007.
Press Release Notification

Thursday, January 10, 2008

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Taxation
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

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More Adsense Tips in Blogging
When I first made a "real website" by buying my own domain (Blogging the Internet), I started to tinker with various content management programs to build my site, and later learned that blogging is the easiest way. Now I'm sticking to it. But at first I was one of the million newbie webmasters who are lured to the "get rich quick" paranoia" that abound in the internet and also tried my best looking for internet programs that will take me to that paranoia. I was utilizing various pre-hosted sites (my favorite is Freehostia in doing the test-and-try website building trying…
What to do when your AdSense account is disabled
There are many reports of AdSense publishers being banned by AdSense and often not given the cause of the suspension. They are also not given only limited chances for appeal. This post is about my own experience and the experience of others who have their account suspended. In my case, I have not had my account suspended, but have came close to it. I received warning letters that my account have been receiving invalid clicks or impressions (can't remember which one, or if it had been specifically specified). Anyway, I used to be a member of an auto-surf program, and…
Page Rank and Google
Well this is a topic that provokes much dissention in the world of SEO and is probably one of the most misunderstood factors in the world of optimisation. In fact every popular forum is guaranteed to have at least one current thread that addresses this subject in one way or another. Well what is true and what is myth? It is true that Page rank is important but it is a myth that you should chase it. It is true that you should pursue the activity that will improve it but false that you can measure it. It is true…
Adsense Tips for Bloggers 8 - Miscellaneous Adsense Tips
We have unpacked our Adsense Equation in detail and have given numerous tips for maximising Adsense Revenue. Whilst there are occasions that Adsense doesn’t perform as well on some websites for no particular reason as others we can safely predict that if you work on each of the four areas you should see an increase in the amount of the cheque that Adsense sends you at the end of each month. Remember though that your revenue will only be as high as your weakest link - work on all elements of the equation - not just one or two. As…
Adsense Tips for Bloggers 7 - Well Placed and Designed Ads
Revenue = high readership + high paying ads + relevant ads + well placed and designed ads The forth element of our Adsense Equation is that of having well designed and optimally placed Adsense Ads. I’ve found that ad positioning is incredibly important. I remember shifting the ads on one of my blogs a while back and being over the moon to discover the next morning that the move had doubled the click through rates that I’d had over night! Its worth doing some tweaking. Adsense Ad placement and design is an issue that is often hotly debated in Adsense…
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Revenue = high readership + high paying ads + relevant ads + well placed and designed ads The third element of our Adsense equation is that of relevant Adsense ads. It is all very well to rank high in search engines to generate high levels of traffic, but without relevant ads that relate to the content of your blog you are not likely to generate much in the way of click throughs. Let me give you an example. Recently I was asked to help a fellow blogger who has struggling with his Adsense ads because whilst his content largely focused…
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Adsense Revenue = Traffic Levels + High Paying Ads + Relevant Ads + Optimally Positioned and Designed Ads The next element of this Adsense equation to be examined is how to get high paying Adsense Ads running on your site. Obviously in any business one way to get higher profits is to charge more for your product - whilst you have no direct say in how much is charged for ads run on your site - there are ways of targeting types of ads that might bring in a higher return than others. As we mentioned in our initial explanation…
Adsense Tips for Bloggers 4 - Increasing Traffic
I have argued the case for our equation for increasing Adsense Revenue Adsense Revenue = Traffic Levels + High Paying Ads + Relevant Ads + Optimally Positioned and Designed Ads I now will turn my attention to each of the four elements of good Adsense revenue in turn and give some practical easy to implement tips to improve each from my experience. Increasing Traffic Levels is a key component to increasing Adsense revenue. As I wrote previously, ‘The more people that see you Adsense Ads, the more likelihood there is that someone will click on them.’ Increasing the readership of…
Adsense Tips for Bloggers 3 - An Equation for Success
There are many factors that impact the level of revenue generated from a blog using the Google Adsense program. Books have been written explaining expert strategies for Adsense - However for the purposes of this series we’ve boiled it all down into four elements that we believe impact your Adsense earning capacity the most. Speaking in general terms here is a simple equation that illustrates how the factors each contribute to Adsense Revenue. Adsense Revenue = Traffic Levels + High Paying Ads + Relevant Ads + Optimally Positioned and Designed Ads Its not Rocket Science. Each of the above four…
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Adsense Tips for Bloggers 1
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Interview with Michael Cheney from AdSense-Videos.com
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It is certainly no new phenomenom to see forum posters complaining about being banned. In fact, many forums members have grown tired of the repeated posting which typically look something like: I wuz banned frum assent for no reason! How do I get my acct back Plzzzz Help!!! There are so many posts like this that I thought I would address the issue from both an analytical and personal standpoint. To debunk some of the myths going around that people are banned for no reason and even more to the point that these bannings of accounts (more of a suspension…
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Tuesday, January 1, 2008

taxation

1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

17) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE
CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!


20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!